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Greetings one and all. At the behest of the illustrious Natty I've been invited/pressganged into contributing to this circle jerk of online hilarity (and I say that with the utmost sincerity since some of the previous posts have made me laugh out loud). Like many of the contributors I will be attending UVA in the fall. Unlike many of the contributors I will be pursuing an MA in East Asian Studies and therefore have little employment potential but I can tell you a hell of a lot about the current Japanese political situation while I confirm that you did, in fact, want that supersized. Seriously though, maybe one of the law guys will hire me to polish their beamer collection or something. This is my first attempt at any form of online humor, so we can expect our share of comedic miscarriages, but hopefully someday I'll be able to bring forth a little bundle of comedy gold to drive me into debt until my waning days (Hi Dad!). Anyway, I hear the siren song of internet porn and Allagash White so I shall cut this short. Expect stories about Rhodes Scholars, tales of Natty's and my days with KDR, and of course pee and fart jokes.